Monday 15 September 2008

Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know?

I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyperbole to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..
.....:
.....:
.....:
These words are my own
From my heart flow....

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that these words are in fact not those of Natasha Bedingfield!

On what basis is this preposterous claim made?

Nobody else seems to pronounce the word hyperbole as hyper-bowl - as if it is some American sporting extravaganza. (Watch the Mississippi Mudslingers take on the Harlem Harlots in this year's Hyper Bowl, only on Fox).

One would think if the aforementioned words were those of the irritating songstress, she would at least know how to pronounce them.

I suspect the only hyperbole in evidence here is Ms. Bedingfield's clearly outlandish claim.

3 comments:

gimme a minute said...

You do realise that she read some Byron, Shelley and Keats, recited them over a hip hop beat?

Perhaps she should have released that.

The Bad Ambassador said...

Don't get me started.

conortje said...

hehe I never noticed that before - 'as if it is some American sporting extravaganza' - BRILLIANT :-)