Wednesday 5 March 2008

Heal The Pain

Ow! Ow! Fucking ow!

I woke with a monsther blisther in the back of my mouth.

The pain shoots through my jaw, right down the side of my neck and apparently comes with a dirty, stale taste as standard.

So much for all the water I've been drinking, all the fruit I've been eating and those vitamin tablets the close personal friends thrusts into my hand with a grunt and a kiss each morning.

4 comments:

fatmammycat said...

Gargle with disprin! STAT. Poor thing.

sheepworrier said...

Were you sucking on car exhausts again, BA?

The Bad Ambassador said...

I always thought the common consensus was that you connect one end of a hose pipe to the exhaust......

sheepworrier said...

Ah, see thats where you're going wrong - you don't get the full hit off it then, but you must remember to smear vaseline on the exhaust rim 1st.