Wednesday 21 January 2009

Answering Questions Posed in Songs #2

Answering Questions Posed in Songs #1

The question is hidden as white text on a white background -it won't be visible unless you select it.

Q: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
A: Well that depends largely on the size of your life assurance policy and how much I stand to inherit.


Q: What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?
A:
Hold a garage sale. My golf clubs won't fit if I don't get rid of it all.


Q: I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah?
A: Talk about stating the obvious. But yes, I have a rough idea what you're on about.


Q: What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what?
A: I'm what I am too. Look, this is getting uncomfortable Edie, I have to go now


Q: Are we human or are we dancers?
A: I never realised the two were mutually exclusive. Can't we be both?


Q: How does it feel, to be on your own, like a rolling stone?
A: Perhaps unsurprisingly, it feels a lot like a being rolling stone.


Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: Love, like all emotions, Is inherently irrational. As such, fools are naturally susceptible to it.

Q: Why do birds sing so gay?
Isn't that a bit homophobic?

6 comments:

Rosie said...

oh, that's both clever and funny. i didn't even try to guess, just marvelled at your hidden text.

i'm not terribly bright.

gimme a minute said...

'How does it feel to be on your own?'

That's all I have so far. I'm working on the rest.

Don't go prematurely posting the answers, please.

gimme a minute said...

I didn't read the start bit. It happens, I make no apologies.

The Bad Ambassador said...

Gimmie: I don't read half of this blog - and I write it!

Darren said...

That's very clever - I likes it. The only one I guessed was "Are we humans or are we dancers?"

B said...

"What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what"
I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't; then why would they say I am.



I didn't read the start bit either unfortunately, great idea though!