Answering Questions Posed in Songs #1
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Q: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
A: Well that depends largely on the size of your life assurance policy and how much I stand to inherit.
Q: What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?
A: Hold a garage sale. My golf clubs won't fit if I don't get rid of it all.
Q: I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah?
A: Talk about stating the obvious. But yes, I have a rough idea what you're on about.
Q: What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what?
A: I'm what I am too. Look, this is getting uncomfortable Edie, I have to go now
Q: Are we human or are we dancers?
A: I never realised the two were mutually exclusive. Can't we be both?
Q: How does it feel, to be on your own, like a rolling stone?
A: Perhaps unsurprisingly, it feels a lot like a being rolling stone.
Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: Love, like all emotions, Is inherently irrational. As such, fools are naturally susceptible to it.
Q: Why do birds sing so gay?
Isn't that a bit homophobic?
Wednesday 21 January 2009
Answering Questions Posed in Songs #2
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6 comments:
oh, that's both clever and funny. i didn't even try to guess, just marvelled at your hidden text.
i'm not terribly bright.
'How does it feel to be on your own?'
That's all I have so far. I'm working on the rest.
Don't go prematurely posting the answers, please.
I didn't read the start bit. It happens, I make no apologies.
Gimmie: I don't read half of this blog - and I write it!
That's very clever - I likes it. The only one I guessed was "Are we humans or are we dancers?"
"What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what"
I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't; then why would they say I am.
I didn't read the start bit either unfortunately, great idea though!
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