The Friday Album Cover #30

How did this reach 30 so quickly!

You put your left hand in....

T-man just pointed me in the direction of this

As he said himself, "Crikes!"

Anything you want - you got it!

M's brother, D, is the type of guy who "knows a guy". Guys who can "procure" things, guys who can "fix" things - he knows a lot of guys. If I was looking for a doctor who would remove a bullet without asking questions, he'd be my first port of call.

While sitting in her kitchen last week I noticed the new, futuristic looking washer/drier gleaming proudly under her counter top.

With funky buttons and a digital display it looked like the type of contraption that, with a few minor tweaks, could be modified to offer time travel capabilities.

"Very fancy!" I said nodding in the direction of the clothes washing, time-space continuum altering contraption.

"Yeah" she replied, "€200".

"Impressive! Where did you get it?"

"Fell off the back of a lorry" she answered, matter-of-factly.

"D got it for you?"

"No. It actually fell off the back of a lorry. When it was being delivered. It left a dent in the side. The people who ordered it didn't want it so D.I.D were selling it at a much reduced price"

Note to self: Mustn't jump to conclusions.

Bodyrock

I went to see the Bodies Exhibition at the weekend.

Twice!

If Interpol have a "Suspected Necrophiliacs List" there is now a good chance my name appears on it.



I couldn't help noticing how tasty we look - like enormous boiled hunks of ham!

Perhaps I should be on their "Potential Cannibals" list instead.

Alright! Alright! Everything's gonna be alright!

From today's Irish times...

Ireland "has a thriving economy", and it would be wrong to compare the country's economic situation with that of Iceland's, Minister for Finance Brian Lenihan has said.

Phew! For a second there, I thought we were in the shit!

The Friday Album Cover #29

Another easy one - if you are an Irish child of the 80s. Can you recall the album name without Google's help though?

This is a personal indulgence. It's an album cover I've wanted to do for a long time - but I'd never been able to find a picture of the cover.

Answering Questions Posed in Songs #2

Answering Questions Posed in Songs #1

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Q: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
A: Well that depends largely on the size of your life assurance policy and how much I stand to inherit.


Q: What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?
A: Hold a garage sale. My golf clubs won't fit if I don't get rid of it all.


Q: I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah?
A: Talk about stating the obvious. But yes, I have a rough idea what you're on about.


Q: What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what?
A: I'm what I am too. Look, this is getting uncomfortable Edie, I have to go now


Q: Are we human or are we dancers?
A: I never realised the two were mutually exclusive. Can't we be both?


Q: How does it feel, to be on your own, like a rolling stone?
A: Perhaps unsurprisingly, it feels a lot like a being rolling stone.


Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: Love, like all emotions, Is inherently irrational. As such, fools are naturally susceptible to it.

Q: Why do birds sing so gay?
Isn't that a bit homophobic?